Roommate court is in session

Settle roommate drama. Drop the gavel.

Submit both sides, add the receipts, and let an AI judge deliver a hilarious, fair ruling your whole house can live with.

Start free. No credit card. Keep cases private unless you share.

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Sample ruling

Guilty of leaving “one sip” in the carton.

Our founding promises

Funny verdicts. Serious fairness.

Both

sides get heard before any ruling.

Private

by default; sharing is your choice.

Human

housemates always have the final say.

How it works

From accusation to ruling in four acts.

Built for dishes, noise, guests, leftovers, thermostat wars, and every other case too petty for a family meeting.

01

File the case

Invite the house, name the dispute, and let every roommate submit their side without talking over each other.

02

Bring the receipts

Add messages, photos, and voice memos so the ruling reflects what actually happened—not who argues loudest.

03

Face the verdict

House Rules weighs both sides, drops the gavel, and delivers a clear ruling with an appropriately petty consequence.

04

Share the ruling

Turn the final decision into a ready-to-post card or short video for the group chat and beyond.

Pricing without fine print

Justice for every household.

Try the judge for free, then unlock unlimited household cases.

Open Court

$0

For occasional household objections.

  • 3 verdicts each month
  • Text evidence
  • Shareable ruling cards
Start free
Full house favorite

House Bench

One subscription for the whole household.

$6/month

  • Unlimited household verdicts
  • Photo and voice evidence
  • Shareable cards and short videos
  • Custom house rules
Put the house on trial

Before you object

Courtroom questions, answered.

All rise

The group chat has argued enough.

Bring the evidence. Hear both sides. Get a ruling everyone will remember.

File a case free